Life moves so fast. Blink and it's over.
How can we stay young and together for eternity?
How can we enjoy feeding ducks in the park and
spraying graffiti on walls for evermore?

I think I have the answer. Oxygen. Many experts
believe that pure oxygen can help increase
energy levels, combat anxiety, kill toxins, and generally
keep our youthfulness in top condition.

But where do we find pure O2 in our pollution-filled
world? In shopping malls, that's where. Let's buy a
party pack of oxygen (in handy throw-away cans)
tonight and start sucking.

Won't it be great to stay young, beautiful and together
well into the next century? Just you, me, our oxygen
supply and the ducks.