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Life moves so fast. Blink and it's over. How can we stay young and together for eternity? How can we enjoy feeding ducks in the park and spraying graffiti on walls for evermore? I think I have the answer. Oxygen. Many experts believe that pure oxygen can help increase energy levels, combat anxiety, kill toxins, and generally keep our youthfulness in top condition. But where do we find pure O2 in our pollution-filled world? In shopping malls, that's where. Let's buy a party pack of oxygen (in handy throw-away cans) tonight and start sucking. Won't it be great to stay young, beautiful and together well into the next centu